You, Not So Much V-Neck T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey or possibly playing yarn chicken

or possibly playing yarn chicken and losing

Knitting love heart tee

The shirt reads "OFF TO COMMIT ACTS OF CRAFT" curved across the top in a bold arched banner

chunky mixed-case font — with capitalised first letters on key words — in a weighty sans-serif style that gives the punchline maximum comedic delivery

You, Not So Much V-Neck T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey or possibly playing yarn chickenA gloriously unimpressed longhaired tortie cat sits front and centre, glaring straight at you with the kind of flat, judgemental expression only a cat can perfect. Scattered around its paws is a rainbow pile of tangled yarn balls in red, blue, teal, orange and green, with loose strands trailing off across the shirt, hinting that this feline has already had a delightful romp through someone's stash. The wording arches over and under the cat in a warm