Eros -- Carly Spade, Paperback Christine Brandt (1916-2004) has been called "America's

(1916-2004) has been called "America's favorite children's author

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Eros -- Carly Spade, Paperback Christine Brandt (1916-2004) has been called "America'sElani Stewart hasn't believed in "true love" or fairytale endings since her parents' divorce. It's one of the reasons she developed her dating service "E romantic", a scientific algorithm based process that matches one person to their most compatible partners. When clients start dropping like flies, claiming that a bartender at The Arrow led them to the "love of their lives", she decides to take matters into her own hands or risk being clientless.