Zo-Zu the Punisher [Champions of Kamigawa] Zendikar the Mocking Sage can't be

the Mocking Sage can't be blocked by creatures with horsemanship

all damage that would be dealt to you by unblocked creatures is dealt to Veteran Bodyguard instead

Set: Arabian Nights Type: Creature — Efreet Rare Cost: {1}{B}{B} Flying At the beginning of your upkeep

Activate only during an opponent's turn

Zo-Zu the Punisher [Champions of Kamigawa] Zendikar the Mocking Sage can't beSet: Champions of Kamigawa Type: Legendary Creature Goblin Warrior Rare Cost: {1}{R}{R} Whenever a land enters the battlefield, Zo Zu the Punisher deals 2 damage to that land's controller. "He can cause a lot of pain and do it with no fuss. That's all good, but I just wish he didn't do it to us" Ku Ku, akki poet